There is Nothing Like

In case you missed my first warning, when you see the words "There is Nothing Like" you do not need to read what follows if you have a faint stomach or if you don't really want to know what boys are like.

There is Nothing Like when you walk into your kids' bathroom and see the sink after your child who just ate this crunchy cereal has brushed his teeth and spit it out.  Then just left it sitting in the sink.  GAG me.  Just what I wanted to see this morning.  Boys are so gross.

There is Nothing Like eating a meal and having one of your kids say "Mommy!" then show you his chewed up food in his mouth.  Then starts laughing hysterically.  Kids are so gross.

There is Nothing Like watching your boys play and start seeing how can toot on each other the most.  Hoping they grow out of that one, but I have my doubts.

Sometimes after the things I see I just stop what I am doing and pray for my boys' wives.  Goodness gracious.  I am hoping that I can at least teach them some manners before that time comes.  Either way, I have one particular kid who could use a wife right now, in addition to his mother.  We have a looong way to go.  Bless his heart.